"Hey, you hittin' that?" he asked.
Once informed that Mr. Jong-Il was keeping them prisoner, Mr. Clinton reportedly became visibly excited. Aides say that he wouldn't stop talking about how he was gonna initiate them into the mile-high club.
In addition to a nasty hangover, Jong-Il woke up the following morning to the news that he had accepted Clinton's trade of the women for some cheap cigars and an evening on the town with Hillary.
Clinton woke up in a pool of his own vomit on his private plane.
